so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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