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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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