Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
