So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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