Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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