i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
All the doctor said was why
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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