Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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