is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
