He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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