The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you would pick up someone in the library
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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