i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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