her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If its not for food we ain't going out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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