D3 body, D1 cock
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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