matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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