fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My vagina is very pro this idea
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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