We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i believe in u and ur pee
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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