Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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