Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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