I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
