He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
