Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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