Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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