What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
