WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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