you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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