Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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