hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So apparently I’m into choking now
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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