Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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