i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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