you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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