I wannas sexs uuuuu
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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