Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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