We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
