"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
