scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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