After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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