Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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