he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
