Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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