Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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