do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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