U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Moan for me like Helen Keller
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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