I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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