I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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