Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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