I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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