if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's official drugs can't kill me
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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