it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Come on in and take your pants off
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