I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
