i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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