Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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