did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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