i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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