first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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